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Monthly Archives: May 2010
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Something about little sayings on the backside of a newborn’s outfit is just unbearably cute, right? Parents, please take note: sayings on the backside of a 9-year-old girl’s pants are not cute. They are, in fact, likely to get her in trouble of one sort or another. There seems to be some general confusion about […]
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Q: Why couldn’t the kid pirate get into the movie? A: Because it was rated ARRRGHHHHH! (Sidenote: I actually told this joke while acting as the MC at an event in high school. Embarrassing.)
List Me
Meant like, “Beer me.” As in, Please give me a beer. So, basically, I was just trying to say ‘Please give me a list.’ “List me” is funnier , though…once you know what it means, anyway. And here is where I am going with this. Wives, girlfriends, “lady friends,” anybody who would like a male […]
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In a nest at the Bronx Zoo. As Carlitos always says, “I love the Bronx!” What’s not to love? The zoo, the botanical gardens, Little Italy, and $12 tips/manicures. Hello!! I love the Bronx, too, Carlitos. I love it, too.
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Mom, you said she was going to ‘share’ my seat with me. She is totally hogging it!
Don’t Touch Me! No, Really. Don’t.
Yesterday I had my 6 week postpartum check up. The truth is that I was excited to start exercising. In fact, when I was scheduling the appointment a few weeks ago the receptionist kept trying to give me a date in June and I kept looking at the calendar and telling her that I was […]
Posted in Real: my personal trials, tribulations and tales
Tagged me time, SAHM, touching
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Fired Up!
So, I was going to write a different post tonight, but right now I am so fired up about something else that I kind of have to write about it instead. I just saw a piece on CBS 60 Minutes (online) about The SEED School, (which is largely funded by The SEED Foundation) where I […]
Posted in Chronicles: observations of the outside world
Tagged education, parenting, SEED
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Oh, Didn’t See You There!
The other day I caught myself burping John Xavier to the rhythm of a song. Just to clarify, I was not burping the words ‘John Xavier’ to the rhythm of a song. In fact, I can not actually burp…unless I am pregnant. (Which makes it really funny to me any time I burp while pregnant, […]
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Wrong coast, Xavi. We are East Siiiiiiide!
I like to call it “The Little Piece of Heaven List”
I am getting closer! Closer to fulfilling my bucket list. I don’t really mean like an “accomplish in my life” bucket list, but rather an “eat after having that baby” bucket list. I also don’t really mean a bucket of food, per se…although that does actually exist. No, really. Bucket O’ Food. Kind of gross […]