Monthly Archives: February 2012

Don’t Act Like You’ve Never Done It

I do a lot of embarrassing things. Pretty much every day. I say dumb stuff without thinking.  I get food stuck in between my (front) teeth.  I sometimes pee a little when I laugh too hard…and then tell everyone around me.  I fall a lot.  I drop things.  I bump into objects that aren’t moving. [...]

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I Think I’m Ready

I know.  This isn’t the first time.  It’s happened before. You’re starting to think it might be a genuine flaw.  The Real Me: Inconsistent. It’s probably true. But I am also nothing if not full of excuses.  I’m sure at this point you’re wondering if I’m looking for more friends since I sound so lovely [...]

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